I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
(Source: wizardick, via legion-of-steel)
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not