meeting Jesus in the afterlife jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
me: what does cr1tikal look like

hawkules:

"i’m gonna take a short nap!"

*wakes up 50,000 years later, my race is extinct, reapers are attacking again and the apes are somehow ruling the galaxy*

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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

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tarargh:

i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”

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telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

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