waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via legion-of-steel)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via fruitcrocs)

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

image

(via fruitcrocs)

neneleake:

never forget
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

wanksclub:

old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them

(via orgasmic-humor)

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart